January 2009
44 posts
Weekly Cock and Balls (31/1/09)
Jan 30th
Conan Puts Aside Childish Things →
Gotta love the Really Tall Dachshund
Jan 23rd
Jan 21st
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Every GWB Article From The Onion →
Eight years worth of George W Bush articles from the finest news source on the web.  Just reading the headlines is enough to bring a smile.
Jan 19th
Scarlett Johansson
randominternet: via whengodgivesyoulemons
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
WatchWatch
theoisjonesing: I Love You, Man Red Band Trailer. okay, so simple equation for me: Paul Rudd + Jason Segel + Dirty Adult Sex Humor + Jon Farevau Cameo = a potentially good bro’ing out movie for Theo. The only person in more comedy movies than Pual Rudd these days is Bill Hader… I swear to God that man is on a mission to be over-exposed. But yeh, this movie looks amazing.
Jan 16th
Life On Mars? →
Funky
Jan 14th
Homer Sings "Animal House" →
Can’t stop laughing at his falsetto
Jan 14th
Tropfest
So another year begins, which means submissions are being entered into the world’s largest short film festival, Tropfest. Here’s last year’s winner, as well as a personal favourite.
Jan 14th
Dyslexia
…is the cause of my crippling conferiority implex.
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Eightmaps →
A map of all the Californians who were so opposed to gay marriage, they actually donated money to support a proposition to ban it. I just think it’s funny they’re all able to be outed like this… God bless the internet.
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
Need Hobby
I thought it might be pretty cool to link every word in this post relevantly, but it’s a pain in the ass.
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
Google Analytics Is Fucking Amazing
Google Analytics… it’s just fucking amazing.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
“Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether...”
– Teddy Roosevelt - A bullet is in his body. The speech lasted 90 minutes.
Jan 8th
Jan 7th
How To Kill Yourself With Food →
I don’t know whether it’s hunger or nausea I’m feeling… It’s hunger.
Jan 7th
I Want To Play With This Guy's Lego →
Jan 7th
White people want to dance like nobody’s watching. Black people want to dance like everybody’s watching.
Jan 6th
Animated History of the Internet →
It’s got pictures so my brain can comprehend.
Jan 6th
Didn't He Paint The Exterior Of The Sistine...
I’ve always loved how the five main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were named after masters of the Renaissance. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo and, of course, Splinter.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
Arnold Soundboard
You’ve most likely seen it, but you probably haven’t used it over the phone at work yet… “What are you waiting for girly-man?”
Jan 6th
“You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks...”
– Andy Warhol - Coke enthusiast
Jan 6th
Score!
It’s officially okay to make fun of little kids for being different!
Jan 6th
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
Suggestive Photos Of Normal Stuff
So hot. I mean what? Nothing… What? You’d have to be a sick freak to misinterpret these photos.
Jan 5th
One Year In 40 Seconds
Right here. Pretty rad. Nothing changes all year where I live so this is new to me.
Jan 5th
But They Looks Like Toys?
This Australian dude films real-life scenes and then applies effects to make them look like Goddamn stop motion cartoons, also he take photos of real scenes and makes them look like Lisa Simpson’s Telltale Heart Diorama… I bent my Wookie.
Jan 5th
Anyone Else Remember The Original "I Kissed a...
Of course you do!
Jan 5th
David Lee Roth Soundboard
Right here. I LIVE MY LIFE LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROOWWWWW…
Jan 5th